TMZ and PerezHilton are reporting that a Los Angeles judge has sentenced Lindsay Lohan to serve 30 days in jail, NO HOUSE ARREST. Lindsay must surrender to the courts by November 9, 2011 and the truth is that she will probably actually serve about 6 days in jail when all is said and done. She should be out by Thanksgiving if all goes well.
The judge also suggested that Lindsay stop Tweeting about her community service experiences. Turns out the L.A. County Morgue doesn’t like Lindsay Tweeting about them, it’s bad for their rep.
Lindsay admits to violating her probation by not attending therapy sessions and by not showing up to, and eventually getting kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center where she was supposed to do community service. The Downtown Women’s Center doesn’t want her back and neither do other women’s groups, they say she’s a bad example for the other women.
The judge is keeping Lindsay on lockdown and demands that ALL of Lindsay’s community be served at the L.A. County Morgue, since they are the only ones who will have her. There’s always room for one more at the morgue!
If Lindsay doesn’t comply and serve her community service when she is supposed to, the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.
Lindsay’s probation officer has fired her and refuses to work with her, so she’s going to need to find another probation officer to help her get through the rest of her sentence.
Lindsay could be heard saying “Thank God,” under her breath as she exited the courthouse. I guess she was expecting a lot worse.