If you live in Los Angeles and you watch TV, you know that the Royal couple is here paying us a visit.
People out here are literally shitting their pants over the Royals. News casters are wearing great big stupid ass hats that will be in a landfill next week.
I would like to report that so far the Royal couple HAS NOT been mugged or car jacked YET. On your best Los Angeles! In a week you can get back to carjacking and killing.
The Royal couple will be visiting Skid Row. What are they going to do with all the homeless and drug dealers while the Royal couple is there? Move them to the Valley? Figures.
Watch the video at about 4:50 as this news caster literally creams her pants after eating some caviar. I’ve had caviar. It’s aight. Certainly not worth the Ms. Piggy grunting sounds that she made.