Texas Man Arrested After Beating His Wife’s Ass for Not LIKING His Facebook Status


Damn! All the good ones are taken!

A dude in Texas is facing battery charges after beating his estranged wife’s ass, and pulling her hair over her lack of a response to his Facebook status update. Gotta keep those bitches in line!

According to the criminal complaint, Benito Apolinar posted a comment on his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s death, but Dolores Apolinar didn’t click the “like” status button. (Sounds like someone’s beggin’ for a beatin’.)

The complaint says Benito Apolinar told his wife that he was unhappy that she didn’t respond like the rest of his friends with a “like” or a comment and then all hell broke loose.

Benito Apolinar pleaded not guilty to one charge of battery.

It is unclear if the couple plans on changing their relationship status or not.