TCJ Daily Links Lineup For Friday 6/17/11

So your boss beats you in the head with his penis and you get $95 MILLION? Where do I apply? That and more strange, funny and bizarre links to today’s breaking crime news!

That’s Actually Kinda Worth It

Woman wins 95 million after manager beat her in head with penis

 

Man Shoots Little Girl For Doorbell Ditching

Ding dong ditch shooting

 

A Sticky Situation

woman arrested for peanut butter attack

 

Florida

Karaoke robbery!

Man Punches sister in argument over bedrooms….and no, they’re not children

 

TotMom

Battle Of The Bug Experts

 

That SUCKS!

911 Operator learns that Drowning Victim is her SON

 

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