Parents Leave Baby In Car While They Go Into Strip Club!

Hey, it ain’t easy keeping the romance going after you have a baby, so it’s important for new parents to have alone time. Maybe even establishing a date night.

That’s what 43-year-old Laura Diprimo and her 28-year-old baby daddy, Thomas W. Lee, were trying to do on Tuesday night when they planned a romantic outing to Deja Vu Strip club, which famously proclaims that they have one hundred pretty girls and three ugly ones. Nice.

Unfortunately, they brought their one-year-old son with them and left him in the car. Another lover of  the exotic dance noticed the crying tot and called 911. When officers arrived, they found the child in the back seat, soaked in sweat. The heat index at the time of the incident, according to police, was 91 degrees. The arrest report indicates that the child had been left alone in the car for at least 10-15 minutes.

In the mother’s defense, when she saw the police arrive, she ran outside and quickly rolled the windows down. Too bad it’s still illegal to leave a child unattended in the car even with the windows  down. She was followed by daddy who was wearing a home incarceration ankle bracelet.

Police said Lee complained the back seat of the cruiser was hot as he was transported to jail.

Not as hot as Hell’s gonna be.