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TYPICAL: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days but will Serve 6

TMZ and PerezHilton are reporting that a Los Angeles judge has sentenced Lindsay Lohan to serve 30 days in jail, NO HOUSE ARREST. Lindsay must surrender to the courts by November 9, 2011 and the truth is that she will probably actually serve about 6 days in jail when all is said and done. She should be out by Thanksgiving if all goes well.

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The judge also suggested that Lindsay stop Tweeting about her community service experiences. Turns out the L.A. County Morgue doesn’t like Lindsay Tweeting about them, it’s bad for their rep.

Lindsay admits to violating her probation by not attending therapy sessions and by not showing up to, and eventually getting kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center where she was supposed to do community service. The Downtown Women’s Center doesn’t want her back and neither do other women’s groups, they say she’s a bad example for the other women.

The judge is keeping Lindsay on lockdown and demands that ALL of Lindsay’s community be served at the L.A. County Morgue, since they are the only ones who will have her. There’s always room for one more at the morgue!

If Lindsay doesn’t comply and serve her community service when she is supposed to, the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.

Lindsay’s probation officer has fired her and refuses to work with her, so she’s going to need to find another probation officer to help her get through the rest of her sentence.

Lindsay could be heard saying “Thank God,” under her breath as she exited the courthouse. I guess she was expecting a lot worse.

Lindsay Lohan Rejected From Morgue


TMZ captured this hilarious video of Lindsay Lohan showing up at the back entrance to the LA county morgue like it was some kind of night club that had some kind of VIP parking situation. Turns out that the morgue does NOT have VIP parking and Lindsay was sent around front like everybody else.

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Then when she went around front she was rejected for being 40-minutes late. Someone needs to get that girl a watch.

Douchebag Of The Year: Barbara Walters Wines and Dines Jose Baez To Get Casey Anthony Interview

The video is dark but there she is. Barbara Walters enjoying a night of theater and fine dining with Casey Anthony’s attorney Jose Baez, while Caylee’s little body rots in pieces in the ground. How was the soup Barbara? Is that jacket keeping you warm? Enjoying dining with the devil?

Barbara Walters proves that she’s as shallow and consumed with ratings as anybody else. Even willing to dine with Jose Baez, who helped to get a baby killer out of serving any time for the crime. Classy Barbara. We need to let Barbara know that we don’t want to see Casey Anthony on 20/20 or anywhere else, and that her ratings will suffer if she puts Casey on the air.

What a scum bag Barbara is. She acts like she’s so intelligent and enlightened but she’s no better than any other scumbag out there. She’s willing to put a woman who got away with murdering her own baby on TV just to get ratings. What a whore!

Watch the video from TMZ:

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ABC’s Man Up Loves True Crime!

I hear that ABC’s new sitcom “Man Up” touches on our addiction to true crime TV in an upcoming episode where the wife, “Theresa” played by Teri Polo gets a little freaked out by a true crime TV show. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat up watching Dateline and then been scared to death to walk the dogs at the end of the night. Yay! Can’t wait!

The show stars Christopher Moynihan (100 Questions), Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury, Take Me Home Tonight and a ton of other stuff), Mather Zickel (Reno 911, Children’s Hospital, Rachel Getting Married, Balls of Fury) , Amanda Detmer, Henry Simmons and Teri Polo (who I just so happen to see on TV last night in some Little Fockers promo thing.)

“Man Up” starts airing Tuesday nights Oct. 18th on ABC at 8:30pm. Set your DVR or Tivo so you don’t miss it!

Here’s a promo for the show:

Texas Man Arrested After Beating His Wife’s Ass for Not LIKING His Facebook Status


Damn! All the good ones are taken!

A dude in Texas is facing battery charges after beating his estranged wife’s ass, and pulling her hair over her lack of a response to his Facebook status update. Gotta keep those bitches in line!

According to the criminal complaint, Benito Apolinar posted a comment on his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s death, but Dolores Apolinar didn’t click the “like” status button. (Sounds like someone’s beggin’ for a beatin’.)

The complaint says Benito Apolinar told his wife that he was unhappy that she didn’t respond like the rest of his friends with a “like” or a comment and then all hell broke loose.

Benito Apolinar pleaded not guilty to one charge of battery.

It is unclear if the couple plans on changing their relationship status or not.

Nancy Grace Milks Steve Jobs Death For Internet Hits

What the hell is wrong with Nancy Grace? She posted this bizarre video to YouTube along with the message, “I want to take a moment to remember Steve Jobs and send my thoughts and prayers to his family.”

Creepy.

Nancy Grace Is Boob Faced Liar About Nipple Slip!


Why can’t Nancy Grace just admit that her nipple slipped out on Dancing With The Stars? Why is she pretending that she was wearing a Breast Petal? She might have put them on before going on stage, but what popped out the top of that dress was no “flower” – it was full-on nipple. Every nook and cranny of nipple.

That is not a “flower” Nancy, that’s a full-on nursing nipple. I’ve seen them before. That is the color of nipple, that is the flesh of nipple. That is not the smooth dull fake flesh tones of the Breast Petal with a rippled flower petal edge. Your nipple is literally hooking over the top of the dress, like a gopher peeking out of a hole in the lawn. Why are you now lying about it and pretending that it wasn’t nipple? A woman who prides herself on truth and justice is boob faced lying to America.

How can she expect TotMom Casey Anthony to tell the truth about murdering her baby, when TitMom Nancy won’t even tell the truth about a harmless little nipple slip?

Boooo Nancy! I mean Boooob Nancy!

CHECK OUT THE MALFUNCTION THAT STARTED IT ALL! [PICS & VIDEO OF NANCY’S NIPPLE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!]