Rickie La Touche has been found guilty of murder for killing his wife. They had some kind of fight that led to her trashing his collection of Star Wars toys. I think that anybody who’s ever dated a nerd has fantasized about doing that at one point or another. Only this didn’t end is hot nerdy make-up sex like you might imagine.
LA Douche, I mean La Touche was so pissed at the sight of his smashed up Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker toys – that he killed his wife. How? you ask…Did he use the force Darth Vader style? No, he took a pillow and smothered his wife pussy style, and then ran crying (like a true Jedi knight) to his mum’s house up the street.
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