Man Attacked By Two Booty Call Ninjas!

A 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped in the wee ours while meeting his ex in a Joliet, Illinois alley. Why is this news? He claims that he was attacked by two booty call ninjas!

“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.

Come alone and unarmed. Meet me in a dark alley. cause I'm gonna have sex with you...which is ninja code for whoop your ass.

As the victim walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said.

Now this guy was badass!

But he probably looked more like this:

More dumbass than badass

Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the victim on the head with them as well.

Chuck Norris approves!

Paramedics took the man to hospital for treatment where he identified his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend as his attackers. At the crime scene, police also found “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole”.

The new boyfriend?

Casarez has reportedly admitted to attacking her former lover with nunchuks.

 

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