Hot Sauce Mom Found Guilty Of Being A Horrible Mom

The ‘Hot Sauce’ mom from the Dr. Phil show, who punished her son by giving him ice cold showers and shoving hot sauce down his throat (and then used the physical abuse and humiliation of her son to seek fame on Dr. Phil’s talk show) was found guilty of misdemeanor child abuse yesterday. She is facing up to year in jail and fine of up to $10,000 while her son faces a lifetime of therapy and messed up relationships with women.

I think a more fitting punishment would be to make her douche with hot sauce. Fill her Va-jay-jay full of hot sauce and we’ll call it a day.

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