For this episode of All The Good Ones Are Taken we will go back in time using our true crime time machine…
It was a little over a year ago that Jacoby Smith (33) beat up his quadruple amputee girlfriend Tiesha Bell because she was blocking his view of the TV. He threw her to the ground and punched her in the face at least 10 times and when she tried to call the popo he ripped the phone out of her nubs.
She finally convinced him to take her to the convenience store for some ice and that’s when a clerk called the popo.
Jacoby told police that it was self-defense and that the couple had been fighting. He says that Tiesha hit him in the nuts, threw a bedpan full of piss in his face, and tried to choke him with her nubs, forcing him to punch her in the face over 10 times.
Tiesha later admitted that they were BOTH to blame and could possibly benefit from some anger management classes. She also told reporters that she loves Jacoby and hopes to marry him someday and doesn’t want him to serve any time.
Jacoby’s MySpace profile does say that he’s engaged! Let’s hope these crazy kids have worked it all out and are walking up the aisle this very minute! I can’t wait to see the pics! Best of luck to both Jacoby and Tiesha! These crazy kids are clearly in nub!