All The Good Ones Are Taken: Father Of 13 Faked His Own Death After Raping And Impregnating 11 Year Old

You might remember Edition Thompson, he’s the 35 year old father of 13 children who plead guilty to repeatedly raping his girlfriends 11-year-old daughter, finally impregnating her. Hello baby #14!

When the word got out and the popo were looking for him, he faked his own death and fled to California. His family held a fake funeral for him.

When the popo finally caught up with him, he faked a heart attack and a suicide attempt.

Sorry ladies, looks like all the good ones are taken, gay, or want to rape your 11-year-old daughter.

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