Recently anti-pedoclown activist Linda Beaudoin caused a stir in the clowning community by advocating a law that would require all clowns to pass a criminal background check and be licensed before being allowed around youngins’. Excellent! I would never hire a clown but I’m happy that others will be able to do so safely. But as with any new legislation, there are opponents. In this case, the anti-big government clowns aka creepy pedo-clowns. So just in case the law doesn’t pass… here are some creeps you should look out for!
Pee Pee The Clown
I have a feeling this little girl just found out that his sidekick, Poopypants, was not a chimp in a diaper.
Trust me…you do not want to lick this guy’s lollipop!
Boner The Clown
Spandex and boners…a combo created in hell.
Someone’s about to get bitch-slapped.
Fubar The Clown
Never hire a clown who accepts Thunderbird as payment.
Mr. Boing Boing
His shirt buttons aren’t the only thing about to burst!
Just because you’re child-sized doesn’t make it okay.
Happy The Clown
Mass Murder Suicide the Clown wasn’t as catchy
Keep your children safe from clowns who have safe words.
Krusty Krotch The Clown
In this case I think the children are better off with the drugs.
The pervy clown coalition is fighting back with their own campaign…that I’m pretty sure isn’t doing them any favors.